Tuesday, December 18, 2007

News Flash -- Dateline Hollywood

I've been rolling on the floor laughing for the past half-hour.

Jamie-Lynn Spears is pregnant. Preggers. Preggo. Knocked-up.

Nickelodeon TV's darling is 16 and "with child."

Too bad she'll have to wait until she's 18 to get the money she made on TV, thanks to the Jackie Cooper laws. I guess she'll have to borrow her big sister's maternity clothes, not to mention those cute baby outfits Britney's kids have worn in the tabloids for the past couple of years.

Gee, wasn't her mother Lynn a mom at 17, too? I try not to keep up on such things.

You've got to feel for Lynn though; I'm sure she thought she was doing the right thing, allowing Jamie-Lynn to follow in her older sister's footsteps. And now, she's in for a new round of "What were you thinking?" questions from the media. Lynn, the nice, simple gal that she is, will just dig herself an even bigger hole. Time to go back to Louisiana for good, we hope.

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