Saturday, January 16, 2010

Have I Got A Deal For You...

From the folks who liked General Motors so much they bought the company, we have a great deal on some used but well maintained genuine American iron:

Seats seven; faster than any Ferrari ever made; big trunk; high miles; no warranty. Only $28 million dollars -- was asking $42 million. White in color. Two available. Email: NASA.gov.

Yep, folks, right here at Uncle Sam Motors, we've got just two remaining NASA space shuttles available to you, yes, you at the end of the year.

Be the envy of your block. Billions spent in development and upkeep; now you can own one (or two!) at bargain-basement prices. Cash only; no Pay Pal or Western Union money-grams. Can deliver....

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